What do you have to do in 2018 to get a job? This guys finds a platform crippling bug that would have shaken steam to its core had it gone public and they just toss him a fist full of dollars? Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take 20K any day of the week but it just seems that this man’s services are worth more than one lump…

Gladiator? I am not entertained.

“It’s shit like this that makes me embarrassed to call myself liberal.”

I will share an oft-used mantra that we, in the black community use:

But why go out of your way to reassure those voters that their reasoning wasn’t racist?

Spicy soups and broths in general are the solution to everything

“That people who are being self-rightous about things are dumb and deserve to be mocked.”

Subtle difference.

Pho is the correct answer, lots of jalapenos and sriracha if I’m especially congested. A piping hot bowl of pho followed by a couple of popsicles and a nap make sick days much better.

No really, he wants the shambling corpse of Joe Paterno wandering around Pennsylvania to assist with vote suppression.

Please, not until he’s in jail.

In fairness to Trump, he’s a declining old racist who brags about committing sexual assault. That’s it. Fuck him. 

The entire administration is committed to finding ways to dick thumb one over on a regular basis.

This dude looks like if a dick and a thumb had a baby.

It must be some Lehigh vs. Villanova, philly cheesesteak-level beef.