I would go a step further and argue black intellectuals aren’t allowed to be heard (by the ears of others) simple because they are black intellectuals. Doesn’t matter their field of study, or experience in that field. There will always be someone extra critical of their commentary, simple because of the source.

Hmm...

He has no neck, therefore the weight on his shoulders was too much.

Apple is for folks who don’t want to have to think about such things, but don’t mind putting their complete and utter trust in an anonymous corporate behemoth whose best interests and motivations don’t always quite align with your own.

It was a shithole from the start, but you can’t ultimately complain about being selective about your news sources- assuming you’re not in a hate group or a conspiracy theorist, or a politician, or all three.

Your science is good science.

We are talking about soda, not pop.

They are still waiting for the prestige to kick in from the gig.

WELL JEEZ MAN IT WOULDN’T MATTER WHAT THE HEADLINE WAS IF YOU HAD JUST STAYED AWAY FROM THE AUTOMOTIVE WEBSITE

How do you seriously expect a writer to cover a story without explaining what happens in the headline?

No it doesn’t. It takes a smarter person to not type “jalopnik.com” into their browser when they are trying to avoid a racing update.

Don’t be disappointed.

I literally came to post something like this to be a smart ass, but now I see someone is serious which is F U N N Y.

You can’t be serious.

USB ports are the new cupholders... 10 has to be the minimum!

If I wanted to buy a commercial van, I’d just go buy one.

My mom said that a bunch of white people were going to go to that island and kill that tribe as retaliation. I told her that was unlikely. Now, I believe I was wrong.

They will have a Starbucks outside every dwelling in 5 years, give or take.

I want Steph Curry to get cornrows. Just for the levels of all of it...

They had RGIII once, so I’m still not sure how to answer that.

That should be: Kicker to Fat Guy Touchdown.