It was a shithole from the start, but you can’t ultimately complain about being selective about your news sources- assuming you’re not in a hate group or a conspiracy theorist, or a politician, or all three.

Your science is good science.

We are talking about soda, not pop.

They are still waiting for the prestige to kick in from the gig.

WELL JEEZ MAN IT WOULDN’T MATTER WHAT THE HEADLINE WAS IF YOU HAD JUST STAYED AWAY FROM THE AUTOMOTIVE WEBSITE

How do you seriously expect a writer to cover a story without explaining what happens in the headline?

No it doesn’t. It takes a smarter person to not type “jalopnik.com” into their browser when they are trying to avoid a racing update.

Don’t be disappointed.

I literally came to post something like this to be a smart ass, but now I see someone is serious which is F U N N Y.

You can’t be serious.

USB ports are the new cupholders... 10 has to be the minimum!

If I wanted to buy a commercial van, I’d just go buy one.

My mom said that a bunch of white people were going to go to that island and kill that tribe as retaliation. I told her that was unlikely. Now, I believe I was wrong.

They will have a Starbucks outside every dwelling in 5 years, give or take.

I want Steph Curry to get cornrows. Just for the levels of all of it...

They had RGIII once, so I’m still not sure how to answer that.

That should be: Kicker to Fat Guy Touchdown.

Left my wallet at La Bombonera.. I gotta get it, got got to get it.

I don’t think wants to be a playa, nomore.

Based on your blanket response of everything being an IPA, I think it was necessary.

To be fair, not all hops are shitty. Especially since they are included in so many styles that are not IPAs- stouts use them, german styles and pilsners use them... Some styles are more yeast-heavy in terms of flavor, so again, not all hops are necessarily bad.