He always skipped leg day.

You should see his soccer write-ups.

Prius “driver” is a misnomer. We need another word to describe the act of operating a Prius, because driving is not an appropriate description.

the whole reboot genre is beginning to wane.

The Dutch have a sense of directness (often comes off as arrogance) that both male Verstappens possess.

It’s easier now since she’s played the victim card after antagonizing others. 

I have worked with, and for oblivious individuals like Louis C.K. Oddly enough many are of a similar ethnic background and age grouping. It is challenging to get them to understand exactly where a line is supposed to be drawn, and also how they may be guilty of the same traits and behaviors they complain about in…

Barack: Brown, from Chicago.

To be fair they have really good weed in Portland. Or so I’ve heard.

I was too lazy to look up why Stadium existed on the channel guide, but now I know.

I was admonishing lazy people who do nothing at all.

Not one person in the world became more intelligent as a result of this.

There is also general life advice here that can be applied to other situations..

Lazy Americans are too lazy to even think of new ways to exercise without assuming you have to buy a bunch of neon-striped spandex clothes, and a membership somewhere.

Drink lots of water. Take shrooms.

I got nutmegged in a pickup game in college, let out an “ohhhhh” and went and sat myself down for 5 minutes.

Sometimes food appears packaged by itself on supermarket shelves too.

You’re wrong, but that’s okay.

They should just get a drone to hoist him up next to the dangly camera thingy.

Hope you’re having as much fun as I am :)