Your advice is great, but it also begs why people feel the need to stream in the first place.

Most people that show up to Willie Nelson’s house would likely be offered some pot, at least, that’s what I’ve gathered from celeb stories from his neighbors.

Here I was thinking it was the Mexicans bringing it all here with their fancy Spanish names for everything.

The amount of hand licking and adjusting of the jewels and then touching a ball that was also rolling around in dirt could make it possible. We see a lot on camera, but baseball involves a lot of adjustments you don’t see on screen.

How many concussions have come from celebratory helmet slaps?

Fair question- open to all, and I have already asked my elders:

I agree with you. I think along the lines of your point, I’m saying that if they were going to make as much of a deal as they did to diversify at the last minute, they should or could have done more because Britain is slightly more diverse than many of us like to think. It all comes across as a half-assed legal move,…

You’re also looking at this from a non-British legal perspective.

You act as if Britain doesn’t have many wealthy Indians or Africans, or Middle Eastern dignitaries, or families, or their vacant mansions.

Well, you emphasized their race, because you got stuck on that (your own issue, obviously) instead of “diversity” which is mentioned after their race.

Someone probably made a forehead joke, but there’s enough to go around.

I don’t like to change lightbulbs either but it’s nicer to sulk at home where there is more room in the garage since I moved that thing. Closer to the beer fridge.

Hush up and just salute our flag that people died for, in Germany.

But hammers technically have something in the middle of their heads. Granted it’s just a giant fucking wooden handle..

But this is Hollywood, so it’ll probably be whitewashed like most Westerns (go figure), with the lead role going to Ryan Reynolds, or Matt Damon.

He has a shitty car and engine. Had he been in the Mercedes or Red Bull ‘academy’ lineup, he’d arguably be more competitive with a better car even mid-grid- so your statement is somewhat accurate.. but any (young) driver in the second seat at McClaren with Honda would be facing some turmoil.

[x-shaped sword emojis]

so it’s a Salamander? 

Three times a day! Who has that kind of time?

Most people from Indiana are really odd and the ones I know can’t stand him. Says so much.