I’m a guy, and my experiences were similar.

This is all fine and good. 

With appropriate grammar to boot.

* Well done steak with ketchup. Like many of us at age 5.

That repair job is seriously appalling. 

We needed it to fall apart for it all to be reborn.

They also don’t develop talent the way they should, but that’s a completely different issue.. We gladly welcome global washed up superstars on elevated contracts that could easily be spent on strengthening the academies or purchasing partnerships with more European clubs. Oh, we’ll also recall all of our best players…

Hydrox branding looks more like a craft brew than a sandwich cookie.

Machotaildrop

That resume is epic.

Nicely done harmsey

This has to be a really confusing situation culturally to parse the idea that someone “asked for your card at all”.

He’s authored not one, but two of the worst postseason collapses in HISTORY.

I am done now.

I guess what I’m saying (not implying) is that your reading comprehension skills may suck too.

I’m not a goddamn car thief, so yeah, I don’t really have the answers as to their true intentions.

This is honestly becoming more funny than the stupidity of the original question- which, to recap- was asked because someone couldn’t fucking read.

ALso, you STILL HAVE NOT ANSWERED the question for your pal.

You’re pretty quick too!

Also, to prolong it once more- nobody’s answered the original question. Perhaps because it was a little silly :)