My wife complains about fried chicken so I am thinking about divorcing her.

Honest question:

Wait, people actually believe a black man these days?

Artificial Blimp Booty Monthly may have been taken as well

You can’t be both wrong and snarky at the same time.

Cavani is a striker, though, and a striker’s main job is to get his team the goals.

It should make us all feel bad that we are aware of marketing techniques targeted at children, that we fell for as children, but still cannot break as adults.

I just stare with the most evil look at all the candy (because I figured out some cookies are healthier- WINNING).

LIL BAYBEE

(white people)

They call it waterboarding in some circles.

The issue is you may be ahead of many others along a pit wall, or in the stands around you, with regards to tolerance.

no one likes a loud and proud minority shoving their differences in everyone’s face every time

In conclusion, people are dumb.

And going to the movies has become less enticing ever since.

Now go back to Indiana, and never return. Please.

Best part is...

Not me, but a few I know. It has made me cautious. As I mentioned, one in particular put himself in those situations far more often than others so something eventually had to happen.

Can’t argue with that. Being mindful is the key thing.

Have you ever been in a situation where a woman lied about your actions (non-sexual), and it damaged your entire career and life— only until people bothered to check camera footage to confirm you weren’t in the building or even nearby? Have you ever been physically attacked by a woman and defended yourself, only to…

That’s why they all use personal/private email servers. ALL OF THEM.