Texas, Philadelphia?

Today I found out this dude sold socks. He couldn’t even have sex with someone famous like the rest of his family, instead, he chose Lil Kim from 2011.

ESPN contacted me about being in their body issue under “Middle Aged Coaches With Dad Bods”

Always take the stairs.

But that would be admitting the dude fucked up, and we can’t have anyone tripping and falling over that really thin blue line.

Cheddar? I can accept Swiss, or even a sharp Prov. You must be one of those Souf Silly weirdos lol.

People shouldn’t be allowed to own a car if they don’t know how the fuck to take care of one.

So you get what I mean about the heavier car, clearly :)

How do you have any friends?

Do you work in an office by yourself? I’d be propelled clear across 676 if I had wiz in my gut that frequently.

I legitimately have no idea what you’re trying to say.

Makes sense! I had a ‘99 and ‘04 (different models) and I can certainly understand the gremlins rearing their ugly heads. Mechanically I never had a realy problem, but I swear stupid little silly shit would happen.. Lost a window off-track inside the door, main battery cable found a way to sever itself (don’t even…

Honestly how old are your electrics that you’re complaining about them? :)

Fwiw that 2015 was one of the intros to the VW/Audi shared MQB platform- while technically they aren’t 1:1 matches, they truly stepped their game up by making the change.***

We are running low on talent.

I did a book report on Frederick Douglass in 5th grade, and I have a dashiki, but I like pork, and have been friendly to white women.

I just wanted to say everyone involved in this is dumb, and I am now dumber for joining in too, but I’m on vacation so I’m allowed to waste a few minutes on this- as for the rest of you..

Or grew a conscience.

Ooh. Oooh! Show the clip where Benoit Assou-Ekotto embarasses him.

Only idiots watch baseball games.

Wiz F/O “for Fuck Outta here”