Obviously that's not the case, but if he is still considered healthy enough for sex at all, there are other ways to do it. You know it, I know it.

That's pretty much what I just said. I think making fun of other people's natural bodies is what leads to self confidence issues, even when there's no reason to be.

Uneven labia lips and proud! Lol.

White person here. Except white people HAVE been the cause of all race problems in this country.

Remember when you were a teenager or young adult and you grew up having adults accuse you of things that you might not be, simply for being young? Then you were like, I'm totally going to be the best "thug, slut, goth,…

My boyfriend ruptured a three disks and still managed to be on top in all sorts of positions for nearly a year when he finally got surgery on it. Two weeks later, was at it again.

There's also the good ol' "Lazy Dog" (What I call it), where you both lay on your sides, facing the same direction, woman slightly further…

I think that there is some merit to doing it this way, even though it does seem trashy on TV. A lot of people, especially white people (I'm white, btw), who live in first world nations can watch those kinds of documentaries where even though they see it on film, it just doesn't seem real because of our inbred…

Here here! My lady lips are uneven, but I wouldn't change them. I'd hope that these guys are all happy with their bits as well!

Some of them come like that. He's probably more of a "grower" than a "shower". Also, some dudes have a lot more ball skin than others.

I can't make fun of their genitals without saying it's okay to make fun of women's genitals, which we've all seen lead to body issues in women as a result of the porn industry. Everyone is unique and different and should embrace their anatomy.

Now on to the next Jezebel post where I will resume my sarcasm and arrogance!

Lapiz Lazuli is also a deep blue, not turquoise. ANND now I'm done.

Also, "YAAAAS", "perf" and eating disorder jokes are way less cute than ponytails.

In case anyone was wondering, I've been to the island of Capri and can confirm the ocean is actually that Capri Sea green. Designer, out.

Are two-year-olds even supposed to eat pizza??

This is what we get for deeming pizza a vegetable because it has canned tomato sauce on it. I blame the FDA and the USDA. Let's not forget that french fries are also deemed a serving of vegetables as well, despite being fried.... (I wish they were healthy though, I really…

Not all women need to join an expensive club that focusses that much time, that could be put into actual school work, on one's outward appearance.

I don't know about you guys, but I didn't need a sorority of girls that valued looks over doing actual school work to be successful in life and I work in the tech industry full of men.

How about everyone minds their own religions and stops shoving their stupid "truths" down everyone else's throats?

Yes, male of our species, PLEASE, tell me what I'm thinking. I, as a female of our species, am not capable of using words and language to communicate my own thoughts and feels and opinions.... OH WAIT...

*vomit*

Since Vaseline is a byproduct of crude oil, NO THANKS. lol.

Maybe, I do have daddy issues, so it wouldn't be unexpected to be into sociopaths.

Adultosaur is my favorite commenter on Jezebel!