I don’t know, man. I guess I’m the one to wake up covered in White Claw, and realize I’M the one to blame. Fuck me.

Shut the fuck up, Martinez. Win the series in 3, and put one in his earhole in game 3.

Trout Mask Replica

Pearl Jam - Vitalogy

“...to queso using cream of chicken soup.”

More like Porp Fiction, am I right??

He spelled 'eligible' wrong.