OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

I don't need feminism because I like having no legal recourse when my husband beats me.

Old Ruth Bader Ginsburg can still get it as far as I'm concerned

I live in Ireland and waiters here make minimum approx $12 an hour (without tips). And somehow they manage to provide service that's just as good as American service. And they can actually pay their bills without taking on another job.

"The servers that get stiffed on their tips are usually the ones that don't care."

If you got paid in 85% dollar bills you'd have a fat wad of cash too.

How I imagined the Tim Riggins contract negotiation:

Makes you curious about those 530 people. . . Who are they? What are their stories?

You bring up a really good point I wish I would have remembered in my previous posts on this.

For me, I do my own nails, and I do them once every 2 or 3 days. So lasting length is so much less important to me than quality of color, smoothness of color, and whether I'm going to need 100 coats to get it opaque. A good top coat can salvage pretty much any nail polish that's shitty in terms of longevity, in my…

It's usually more about color selection than quality of the polish for most people I know, hence going for nail specific brands like Essie and OPI.

DON'T FORGET TO SPELL "SORRY" WITH AN EXTRA U. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL IN BRITISH CANADA.

I AM FROM BRITISH CANADA AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY CANDIES ARE NOT REPRESENTED.

PLEASE WRITE ME AN EXTENSIVE LETTER OF APOLOGY DETAILING THE REASONS FOR THIS LACK OF CONSIDERATION. I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, AS THIS IS CLEARLY A PERSONAL AFFRONT.

So...a woman finds pregnancy to be a positive experience and has waived the surrogacy fee to give three children to families that want to adopt, and we're going ewwww?

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.

Seriously, such a stupid goddamn prank. Best prank I've ever heard: students got three pigs, greased them up, and unleashed them in the hallways. They had painted the pigs 1, 2, and 4.

I like to think that if I were a celebrity, these would be my favorite pictures of myself.

Oh hai I was wondering if you would chime in. Troy is the one kid I actively enjoy hating. He is real life Joffrey.

Hexane is all natural.