I think her decreased alcohol consumption due to her fitness thing probably has had more of an impact than Jesus.

This entire episode could have been titled “Kelly Dodd offending groups and individuals and making really sad jokes.” Seriously, I cringed every time she interacted with an Irish person. That shit about asking how Irish people say “top of the morning” and then talking about “me Lucky Charms”!? WTF was that. And MAJOR…

Honestly, I was cringing with embarrassment just watching/hearing that go down. I genuinely feel like I’d cry if I were ever kicked out of a store.

The show being written about here is Real Housewives of Orange County.

Heather calls her racist, which was the correct spirit but the wrong word and Kelly counters with: “I’m Mexican!” which has literally nothing to do with the situation at hand.

Someone who REALLY wants to get a picture of Beyoncé next to a Pokemon.

You know who loves Tipsy Girl Prosecco? Nigerian football teams, that’s who.

I’m with you. It is an internal struggle for me too!

I love her. I don’t believe in chronic Lyme. Help me!!!

I learned a new word today: miscegenation. Usually I feel smarter after learning a new word. Not today.

She then, upon seeing that it backfired, tried to make it someone else’s fault for the rest of the season.

That’s it in a nutshell. I think Vanderpump can be a big ole shit stirrer, but I’m on her side on this one. Especially after LisaR spent last season acting like an addiction expert. Well, compared to Scheana Shay.

“Fuck. So close.”

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

Same. My mom made sure I didn’t see any of it because I was really young, so I had no idea how complex this whole trial was. It was so well done and I feel like I understand why this trial was such a big deal now.

Finding out Mark Fuhrman is now a commentator on Fox News was so depressingly unsurprising.

THIS^^^^^

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

I share your unpopular opinion! I bought a pair of pants and a gym top from there when I lived in Toronto in 2008. I still wear them now and they look almost new. No stretching, fading or wear. They cost me an arm and a leg, but a solid 8 years of wear says they were worth it.

That’s why I locked up my old livejournal and threw away the goddamn key.