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I'm really over outrage for color correction the same level as airbrushing. Cameras do not accurately capture color often. Color correction is not about perfecting a person's flaws, but making the photograph as a whole look better.

Color correction really isn't that big of a deal.

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

True story, and SUPER-TMI:

Peepshi is fun to make, but way too much sugar to actually eat.

Peeps are not for eating. They are for microwaving. And bizarre art projects. Never heard of Peep Wars?

Missing out.

Haha! My purse says "May contain moths" on it, so if that had happened to me I think I would've died laughing, despite finding moths fucking scary. They are butterflies with evil intent...
I once found a caterpillar in my mange tout, all burrowed in to a space he'd eaten away. I got the meal free but all I could think…

Oh GAK, that is horrifying. I have a problem with moths and they seem to know it and terrorise me. Once I opened my wallet at a moth flew out. You know how people joke about someone being so tight with money that they have moths in their wallets? That really happened.

"Did I remember my McCondom at the McGangBang last night?"

I agree with your main point, but there is a huge error in the article:

The thing so often ignored in this discussion is that for many, there really isn't a choice. Not everyone has a "career" and the "lack of flexibility" isn't a regret as much as a reality for the vast majority of people. As unromantic as it sounds, a lot of people aren't as concerned with fulfillment as they are with…

No! Bad Portland! Stop this right now. You are shaming the good people of Oregon.

OMG! You're trolling Uber IN REAL LIFE! I LOVE IT! #TeamZebraCakes

There was a time when the phrase "real life Carrie Bradshaw" would have seemed aspirational.

Anyone else rewatched that show, lately? Eeek, ten-years-ago-self. Eek.

"I'm not here to be fair and make friends, I'm here to see dicks."

I get into the most pointless arguments with dudes about wanting to see male genitalia in media. Yes I do want to see it. Yes many women do. No, do not tell me I'm wrong about this, because in fact you are wrong. No, I don't care if you think penis != bewbs and merkin-masked pudenda. I'm not here to be fair and make…

Like you can honestly say you cannot see the beauty in a fudgy brownie that weighs almost as much as a human adult once it's in your stomach and basically fights back as you eat it.

In all honesty though, Little Debbie is trash compared to: