YES, Katie, surgery is painful. You can ask anyone who has had any kind of surgery. How is this even a fascinating question?

Then you're an asshole.

They are both gorgeous.

She is so gorgeous, I can't even handle it.

When it comes to trans people's crotches... if you need to ask, then you don't need to know.

Oh, Laverne. You continually astonish and amaze me.

Thank you. These outings do nothing but continue the idea that homosexuality is scandalous. Celebrities are public figures, but that doesn't make them less than human. I wonder how people would feel if newspapers were plastered with their photos and stories about who they love and/or are having sex with?

I would like to co-sign this. Not cool.

Stop continuing the rumor mill by writing paragraphs on who's gay or not and who is outed or in the closet or whatever. It's none of our fucking business. Seriously.

I miss Wonderfalls.

This picture was taken just moments before a twirling farmhouse tragically landed on Ms. Swift.

Not according the the ASPCA.

Um, Rebecca? A word? Applause is the BOMB, and I don't like anything Gaga puts out. That's all.

gwen did it better

The only resolution I've ever kept is resolving to always keep a pen in my purse.

What, are you not a fan of FANNY PACKS?! But FANNY PACKS are so versatile! You can put so many things in a FANNY PACK.

(No they're not, they're terrible, but now I'm totally going to follow you around on here talkings about FANNY PACKS)

OOPS Oh yeah I forgot about teh menz.

The appropriate phrase for the female version of sausage party is clam bake.

I just want to talk about Karl aka Rodrigo. Why even bother with the rest of this ?