The headline alone almost made me shart from laughing.

As a public health nutritionist, I have to say....I agree with everything she said.

I met my husband during a Minnesota Goodbye. I was at a bar and about to leave. I walked by a friend of mine and said goodbye. He was sitting with an old roommate of his and they ended up talking to me for an hour. Then the bar closed and we went to another friend's apartment and hung out some more. A day or two…

That is what really bugs me about this show. They don't seem to teach the contestants how to lead a healthy lifestyle in a normal way. It's no surprise that many of them gain much of the weight back. Taking 3-4 fitness classes in addition to walking on a treadmill all day is not sustainable or healthy behavior.

This is so disappointing.

That reference made me fall in love with her too.

I didn't go to Rutgers, but I also took a "Dinosaurs" class and it was the best ever. My professor has NAMED A DINOSAUR. She was amazing.

I never have had anyone else in the room. I have only ever had female gynecologists though....

My conservative Christian aunt (like anti-Harry Potter conservative) gave me an Amazon gift card for Christmas. I AM TOTALLY BUYING A VIBRATOR WITH IT. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!

Yeah, they started it at Alinea after it was successful with Next. I guess the Aviary has it now too. Personally, I like it. If you can't make it, it's easy to sell then and then cancellations don't screw the restaurant over. It wouldn't work at all restaurants, but for in demand placed like this, it does. I wonder…

You do buy tickets. They changed to this system maybe a year or so ago.

Me either. He wanted to start a discussion about the issue because he wasn't completely sure how to deal with it. He has kids himself, so I'm sure he could understand where the parents were coming from in some way, so he felt torn.

I have been to Alinea as well and came here to say just this. People aren't just paying for the food. It is the experience. It's not as simple as taking the baby outside and missing a few courses. The service at a restaurant like that is very different than a normal restaurant. The courses aren't just set on the…

Seriously. I got married a week after they did. I went into it with the understanding that marriage isn't always easy, there may be weeks, months, or even years where it is hard. It seems so weird to give up so soon!

Good luck with that.

And your body is very lovely and shapely and it's small in the small parts and big in the big parts and the only thing more glaringly obvious than that terrible Photoshop job is the fact that YOU SQUAT REAL HARD ALL THE TIME. It's fine. We know. You look great. We're proud of you. You don't have to trick us.

I am weirdly sad about Hilary Duff getting divorced. She got married the week before me. I remember this because I only buy tabloids in airports and I read all about her wedding on the plane to my honeymoon.

I'm 27 and I just cleaned my kitchen and was like "YES! ADULTING!" Now I'm just sitting on my couch, wearing sweatpants leggings, realizing that I will never be as amazing as Jessica Williams is at 24 in my whole life.

I was very disappointed I could not find that part in gif form. COME ON INTERNET!

I am incredibly jealous I did not think of this myself. We skipped engagement photos. Our photographer showed us some examples. One was of a couple hanging out at home, making brunch on a Sunday in their pajamas. It looked beautiful and perfect, but if they were of us, it would be more like eating cereal out of a box…