I have loved Fabio ever since one evening when I was studying in my dorm's common room. A few girls from another floor asked if they could use our TV because their's was broken. They popped in a VHS tape titled "Fabio: A Time for Romance" and the next 30-40 minutes were full of gloriously cheesy Fabio perfection. I…

I don't remember that episode, but that is infuriating! Fuck you, Danny Tanner. Fuck you!

Thank you! You said it better than I ever could have.

I agree. I'd much rather have a few nice pieces that last YEARS than things that fall apart. I have no idea why that bothers people so much. If Target or Old Navy stuff works for you, great. This works for me!

So happy I'll no longer have to explain to out-of-staters that I do not live in her district and she is not my fault.

Yay! Welcome (in August)! Minneapolis is the best!

I was a late bloomer too. Just focus on being your awesome self and the right guy will come along!

It's SO DISTRACTING. When they first showed her face I thought "What?!??! Someone else is playing Lindsay? I thought all the original actors signed on!" Then she started talking and I realized it was her.

I have definitely cried after coming up with horrible scenarios in which my husband dies a tragic death. I have also made myself cry when he doesn't answer his phone. I don't think I've ever admitted this to anyone (well he knows, but thinks I'm insane), but I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Me too. The worst is when his phone dies. Because it didn't die because he forgot to charge it. It died because it got smashed to a million pieces when he got in a car accident and died.

I laughed so hard I snorted at that story. Thank you.

That sucks. I am glad that my Ann is hated by everyone (except her boyfriend, which is why I have to deal with her at all).

Maybe I'm just an asshole, but I'd never think to send things on holidays to my friends' families, unless maybe we were BFFs. Even if she is just being nice and polite, she is going above and beyond! The hostess gift thing would bug me too.

Nope, I'd stop inviting her to. Not to brunch, but definitely to girls' nights!

What? That is bizarre, even if you did like her!

I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

Uh, didn't we do this yesterday?

I am in Minnesota! I want a don nut!

Greek Gods & Fage are the only full-fat brands I've been able to find.

Agreed. I get very angry when I cannot find any yogurt with fat in it. Fage full fat is my favorite thing ever. I add frozen raspberries and mix it up until it turns bright pink.