I’ve been in love with Toni Collette ever since Muriel’s Wedding, so much so that I’ll probably even see a contrived tear jerker just for her.

Has anyone ever (ACCIDENTALLY) had this happen with a relative (BY ACCIDENT) and never forgotten the shame and horror of turning your head at the wrong moment and kissing your gross uncle on the mouth (OH MY GOD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT).

Found the vegan!

Kathy Najimy is criminally overlooked. I am obsessed with her in Sister Act.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww. You, my friend, are a hero and I salute you. Also, those guys are shit stains. As a proud owner of beef curtains (who believes the minimalist versions are equally worthy of pride!), I promise you, those dudes are full of shit. I’ve gotten nothing but love for mine.

Surely I am not the only one who saw that and thought you meant James Marsden.

That dude on NCIS is only the face of Thackery Binx. Jason Marsden was the voice of Thackery, he was the one who brought the character to life . He still does lost of voice work.

Where’s Thackery Binx in all this? Most important question.

Oh man, beef curtains is such a disgusting phrase. I swear, so many of the current names of a woman’s anatomy are not very nice. I think its another way to induce body shame.

I’m all for shaming anyone who enforces an arbitrary, porn-driven body standard on women, and yes, for the love of Aphrodite don’t go chopping off pleasure-bringing parts of your anatomy. But as with the “real women have curves” brigade, can we stop saying that real/adult women look any particular way? My fully adult…

i hope you kicked that one guy in the balls before you left. or maybe puked on him—that would have been awesome.

Not all of us speak like that. The tendency to do that is a bogan thing.

I don’t know a man alive who would turn down a woman for having a large labia or not “a youthful one”. At least not a man worth fucking, that is.

“a more youthful look”

I don’t know if you’re an idiot or just plain trolling, but referring to someone who HAS transitioned by the gender from which they transitioned , is rude. How much more do you want me to call you out on this? The term idiot was just a start.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

And she KNEW her son had psychiatric problems. She had asked some of the neighbors to avoid “upsetting” him because of them. She fucking KNEW it.

I gotta say, you’re right. I’m one of those moms. But I’ll tell you this-I told my son with a neurological disorder-NO GUNS. I told him that as soon as he was old enough to comprehend that he was fully capable of controlling his outbursts-that was his preteens for him. I had to tell him a few times after. I repeated…

My dear, dear nurse practitioner buddy who I traveled around to see The Dead with after I graduated high school posted that, and she and I were fending off idiots on her friends list that called women who have abortions serial killers and whatnot yesterday. That was fun.

Oh yeah... I had a college boyfriend who couldn’t finish... turns out he was a porn addict. Killed my self-esteem, and made me very wary of porn.