Those cyclists gave him quite the jitters, I tell you what.

yea this whole attitude of “she got what was coming” is making me super uncomfortable because she really didnt. She got put in a shit situation but 2 people who are arguably even shittier people than her. This wasn’t karma this was a set up.

I only became Team Harris because Taylor had to go ruin Hiddles and do all that annoying shit with him in front of the camera. Plus I love a good bitter ex spilling the tea because I’ve been that ex.

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

Personally, I hope Obama dedicates his career post-presidency to gun control advocacy, and founds a non-profit to buy back and recycle guns, and I hope he calls it OBAMA WANTS YOUR GUNS (all caps).

Now how many family members do you have Christy?

Based on my time in Texas, her pro-gun stance, and bleached hair, I could have guessed her daughters names were Madison and Taylor without being told.

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, in 2013, firearms were used in 84,258 nonfatal injuries (26.65 per 100,000 U.S. citizens) ^[2] and 11,208 deaths by homicide (3.5 per 100,000),^[3] 21,175 by suicide with a firearm,^[4] 505 deaths due to accidental discharge of a firearm,^[4] and 281 deaths due…

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far…

I am amazed by how completely and willingly blinded I am by every potential love affair that comes along.

JFC. That sucks. I’m sorry. You definitely dodged a bullet, but what a fuckface. Sometimes it’s better to just make something up and get out. The fact that they said that to you shows a very particular brand of malice.

Then they wonder why they can’t magically make you orgasm every single time. And before you say anything: this is a real problem and I had guys stop seeing me for that reason. So it really happens. A lot.

That is literally exactly what I meant- I’m glad a few people understood!

Did I say anything even remotely close that that?! Jesus. Motherhood has simply made my opinions more violent.

“voluntarily placed herself in a position of danger and exposure to such injuries and damages.”

Regardless of Carrie’s body and face, there’s something about them that will never happen to your bodies:

My medication makes me something of a sweaty Betty but I have not yet experienced the joy of buttsweat. I get boobsweat, lower back sweat, and the most ignoble of them all, moustache sweat.

I mean, let’s be honest, you’re just getting work done early when you’re more energetic.

I’m Gen X and usually went home right afterwards. So did many of my friends. own bed FTW.