I want an I Thee Dread post about hilarious ways people got revenge on shitty exes. Tell me about your plane hiring, exciting divorce parties and glitter bombings people!

I have no idea what anything I’m this article is talking about/implying.

I’ve been getting more Janice Dickinson vibes.

I love IG for this...love it! lol And on a serious note, I love the positive comments people have. I hope it does open up dialogue and helps people put a face to transgender issues and the process of making the transition. Wishful thinking, but one can hope.

My mom LOVES getting flowers, and buys me and my sisters flowers for our birthday every year. This has turned into all of us making sure to buy her flowers for holidays, special occasions, and whenever we are at a farmer’s market or whenever we find a great deal at a grocery store. For example, I bought a dozen pink…

I cannot understand why no one spoke up for her. Especially when the bigot told her to shut the fuck up. No way in hell would I have kept my mouth shut.

Yeah, I’m actually pretty worried how hot and awful it’s going to be around here when every inch of land has been paved or graveled over. Grass actually helps the soil retain water, absorbs CO2, helps increase humidity, and absorbs heat. We certainly don’t need those large swathes of lush lawns, but native grasses and…

While it’s true that Ag is what’s taking the majority of the water, using water for non-productive grass is definitely a waste in times of drought.

Meanwhile, big Ag is Mr. Burnsing their fingers right now, knowing that they are the real problem but that they’ve managed to turn the idiotic public against each other.

I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,” she said.

Tip everywhere, if you can. If you dont “got it like that,” tip when and where you feel is right. I tipped at mcdonalds the other day, and the lady was so surprised that she gave me a ton of lil cards that were for free shit. So, I mean, shit comes back to you idk how to explain the universe and tipping to you man.

I really appreciate that you keep up this blog on a national holiday. I don’t have a job that requires me to remember when holidays are and I usually find out when I visit Dear Prudence and find no Monday entry, as happened today. This is always a very upsetting experience, but Kitchenette helps a great deal.

Good for her, and I’m stoked for her that she’s been signed to a major label. I don’t have a huge problem with the current plus size model offerings because to me, a model’s a model’s a model - the clothes are always going to look different on me as they do on you, so I don’t put a lot of stock into how things look on…

I...uh...this confuses me.

I always wait by the “pick up” portion of the counter so that I can immediately take my beverage and usually avoid the whole issue. It’s kind of rude to order and then go sit down in another part of the store where you can’t see the counter or go into the restroom and leave someone wondering where the hell…

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

For some reason, the slowly swinging earrings make that gif a bajillion times better.