This is something I thought about for a good long time. I'm a huge nerd, and that's sort of how I reconciled still enjoying Cee-Lo and Gnarls Barkley.

Yeah. I vividly remember Chris Brown going on some show in the most ridiculous blue outfit – complete with a bowtie (as though that would make him look more sincere) – and doing damage control - Oh Sorry „apologizing“ for beating Rihanna to a pulp. He never EVER once mention WHAT he DID etc. he just hemmed and hawed…

My guess is that he is profoundly stupid and thought using the word "attributed" would make him sound smart. Too bad that's not what attributed means.

"I punch babies."

"I'm sorry that that somehow happened" is the new "I'm sorry you were offended"!

I deleted all the Cee-Lo from my Rhapsody library. Some of it hurt, but I can't be a Cee-Lo fan any more.

Lololol. I was chatting to an American friend one night (I'm Aussie) and excused myself to grab some food that I told him I was going to "mung" down. He asked what munging was and I couldn't be bothered explaining what I had always used it for (eating a substantial amount of delicious food while high as a kite), so…

Jezebeling - Forcing your partner to read this list while having sex with them missionary style or through a hole in a sheet (ie the most bland way possible)

No funny comment, but it's not an either/or thing. Jezebel covers a lot of serious and important issues, so to say that a few fun/weird/gross posts undo any of the other posts on the site is both unfair and shortsighted.

Oh, btw, what's your address? I need to know where to send the therapy bills.

You know, I think Urban Dictionary needs to get it together. The definitions for Cold Lunch are also so varied that were I to suggest it to a partner, we'd have to spend half an hour discussing which version of the CL we were interested in pursuing. One woman's cumcock is another man's vomiting on my head. It would…

I think we can all agree that the most offensive part of this post was being subjected to the writing skills of Urban Dictionary contributors.

As the father of a newborn daughter. I would do anything to protect my child from harm and I would never betray her trust. I see my animals as my children and protect them as such. I look at other people's animals as their children and treat them as such. If that dog was a child CPS would take that animal away in a…

thank god for the hitachi magic wand...i mean, i love crafts, but i'm also lazy...

It may, however, give you helluva collection of ingrown hairs.

While I would like to believe that this child said "fuck your mouth" did anyone else hear a cockney-ish "fucking hell"?

::chews ice aggressively::

He would probably point out that I am stuck in the oral phase and he also probably wouldn't be wrong.