"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

I read the last piece as Brooklyn Decker and Chloe Moretz are officially dating, and I was intrigued and nonplussed. I am now apathetic upon rereading that it is really Brooklyn Beckham.

I second this. I'm always looking at your package.

You'd be amazed.

I've never bought clothes at Target because of this, even when they had plus size clothes on the shelves, though always tucked in a drab corner between the maternity clothes and the dressing rooms/men's underwear. Why they can't be bothered to offer decent plus options, I will never understand because women would…

Yeah, what ever happened with that whole thing about relaunching the plus size department? I bet they are just going the way of Old Navy's plus sizes - just shop online, you guise! No fatties wanted in the stores.

I wonder if the album will be called 'The Conscious Uncoupling of the Elusive Chanteuse in the House of the Ethereal Butterflies'?

YES! Mr. RDog & I met in a Fleetwood Mac chat room and, I swear, the first time I really noticed him was after he'd posted a comment & I thought, "Would you look at the correct placement of those apostrophes!" I know it sounds SO ridiculous. But I ended up with, next to my Grandma, the best person I've ever known. …

Ha, same here - and you just reminded me. When my boyfriend and I started dating we would send each other these incredibly silly erotic haikus. His were so ridiculous and funny (while keeping in a correct haiku format) that I think it's what made me fall in love with him. Either that or his cat. What a great cat.

As a guy whose texts sometimes don't go through with no way of telling, checking if they got the text and seeming creepy go hand in hand.

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

Well, I can't say for certain if it is, but the scar seems to correspond with operations for removal of excess abdominal skin.

Those pictures raise so many questions and none are about the lack of penis. I was prepared for that. Spoiler alert, but I'm puzzled about the enormous horizontal stomach scar. And the shaved pubes. Dear god, everyone please stop doing that. I don't think that in this case there's a case of the tree looking bigger…

this was too much for me i am too high for this

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

I would watch that show like it was my job.

I'm actually really enjoying the whole people-writing-out-their-gifs thing that is going on here. High levels of internet are being achieved.

I often feel like HamNo and I should team up and fight crime (or at least say mean things about stuff).

Tomatoes at #29? Aw, hell no. You're just too used to the bland, mushy things that stores call tomatoes. Have a delicious heirloom tomato, and you'll change your tune.