peachlostherburner
peachlostherburner
3/6/19
9:34 AM
182

Is the forged and illegal marriage certificate to Aaliyah lying too?

1/20/19
2:06 PM
50

This was sweet. It would be nice if everyone-me, you, the media, Pete-could now take Pete’s media saturation down about a thousand notches so he can continue to get healthy without all the scrutiny. Jost is also dating a superstar and no one seems to give a shit.

1/15/19
12:00 PM
34

“The Short-Fingered Vulgarian In His Natural State”

1/15/19
11:40 AM
55

He looks like a six-month old puppy sitting proudly next to a huge dump he took on the floor of a room strewn with ripped-up sofa cushions and scattered kitchen trash.

1/15/19
11:32 AM
28

Yes, that portrait in the same room as fast food hurts my soul. Sigh. . . .

1/15/19
11:03 AM
55

Has he even met his own wife? There is no way she has ever stepped foot in a kitchen.

1/15/19
10:39 AM
73

I can’t... I just can’t. There’s so much to unpack in this photo.

1/15/19
9:23 AM
133

i didn’t think this story could get worse but now you’re telling me he offered for the women (of course) to make salads (of course). 

1/15/19
8:57 AM
122

By the time that food was cooked, delivered to the White House, and put on display for photo ops, it had to be at least two hours at best. Yum. Cold fast food beef.

1/14/19
12:21 PM
24

I didn’t see what you saw. I had been thinking something else is going on for nearly a year and my thought was there’s a degenerative neurological condition. That would explain her switch six months ago to strictly flat shoes (never even a mid heel; just ballet flats and Keds). Then the move to sitting through the

1/14/19
11:18 AM
26

Black translator here. Tummy tuck (after giving birth)...