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Movie stars should stick to fashion lines and leave the stuff that might kill you to scientists.

Oh good lawd. It’s like she’s trying to become a redneck cliche.

I feel like there are enough period stories here to have a whole article just about them.

I was really more referring to leaks bad enough to call a janitor to clean off a chair. Night time is still old ratty panty that can be thrown out time until your uterus finally rage quits out of existence forever.

This sounds... dull.

Deer lord, I thought that was a vibrator at first.

Something similar happened to me only it was a pair of very light khakis at a baseball game. A lady sitting behind us pointed it out and I was so humiliated, especially when my father made me wrap a jacket around my waist instead of leaving to get me cleaned up. Now after working at a school for a couple of years I’ve

There is an episode of Scrubs with pretty much that exact plot and now I am imagining you as Bob Kelso and nothing can convince me otherwise.

Petition for the Queen to put out an official DVD commentary like directors often do.

To all the people saying that various BCO stories are too out of control to have actually happened, I give you this.

She looks like kind of an asshole and yet I am jealous of the Barbie Jeep.

Where in the country is it that people hate Jewish people so much? I live in saltine land and anti-semetism is such a non thing here that I’m not even sure how to spell the word. (Is that right? It doesn’t look right.)

No, he knew. My grandmother was pregnant already when they met. It was a big deal because he was always kind of an asshole who has to make everything about him while being completely irrational. He was the kind of man who, in his mid twenties, would insist on marrying a pregnant 16 year old he’d known for a few weeks.

This is one of the few good things about living in the Baptist land known as the Ozarks. Our funerals are short and there’s always a full buffet afterwards.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read and if I was in your shoes, I definitely would have cried out of embarrassment and probably quit that job because how the hell do you ever live that down.

When I was at my grandfather’s brother’s funeral, one of my father’s cousins let slip that my father is adopted right in the middle of a eulogy. It turns out that everyone knew that my grandmother was already pregnant with my father when she and my grandfather met, except for my father. My mother had even figured it

I can’t stop imagining what it would be like to eat bread with arms. I think it would taste like a pulled pork sandwich but breadstick bread handles is also in the running.

From a money standpoint, it’s not at all odd. An estate is a legal entity. The estate will also likely sue Jenner, if it hasn’t already, and maybe counter sue Hummer guys. I don’t really pay attention to reality tv so idk.

Are the Hummer guys sueing or is their insurance sueing?

I feel like my name compels me to throw some shade at Zelda here.