I AM GOING TO GO HOME AND BITE MY PILLOW

K-Ci & JoJo’s “All My Life” is a solid 7 or 8 seed in the boner bracket.

you are wrong and you should feel wrong

haha even though if you pause the clip it’s clearly his index finger, I’m going to pretend he’s flipping her off anyway

i won a huge hand with three 9s. I got the pair on the flop, and didn’t get the third until the river. A bunch of people stayed in till the end, and one guy muttered something like “why the fuck did you stay in with a pair of 9s after the turn”. man, i don’t know.

OOF

that seems a liiiiiiiiitle myopic. the dealer doesn’t take anything from you. i mean, with blackjack the dealers are operating under very specific rules re: when to hit and when to stick. all other games are dice and balls and chance. I’m still not all that sure you *should* tip the dealer in all cases, mind you.…

that seems pretty reasonable to me. I’ll repeat what I said to the previous commenter: I wonder how much of a dealer’s salary assumes some % of tipping. They are front-facing service employees who deal with horrible shit (I imagine), much like restaurant servers, so perhaps you are obliged to tip them, at least…

I hear that, but I also think part of the counter-argument is in your anecdote: dealers deal with such shit from people day in and day out, it’s a miracle they don’t shiv customers on the regular. I’m sure they don’t get as shitty a base pay as restaurant servers, but I do wonder if their salaries are somewhat…

man, my one casino experience was dropping in on a reservation casino in California on a week night. it seemed to me that all the sad regulars there knew all the dealers’ names and were legit friendly (in light of this article I should probably amend that conclusion). i sat down to play hold ‘em at the lowest limit…

wait, does he really play with that enormous earring in? the fuck?!

this isn’t getting enough God’s love

Manzel is obviously Quirinus Quirrell. That evil thing under his helmet is Jerry Jones. Or a metaphor for alcoholism.

THAT TAIL ON THE LAST CAT THO I WANT IT

boom goes Kobe’s ACL

this seems like the most raiders-y crime ever

my advice would be to start individual counseling that then involves couples counseling.

pretty sure Gerg thought of “007 and 0” in the shower and then constructed a whole column around that one pun

holy shit that’s some awesome cover art for a Senate report! how often does that kind of thing happen?