I appreciate your cynicism, but there is a 0% chance that will happen.

No loot boxes! We have cards that you can trade for items instead! You can buy a pack of cards for just $4.95!

You. Don’t. Understand. What. That. Phrase. Means. Or. Why. It. Doesn’t. Apply. Here. Because. You. Are. A. Moron.

All these snowflakes are getting triggered over what is essentially a coupon expiration. Truly this is the Dumbest Timeline.

Stay out of my socialist parks, off my socialist roads. Don’t bother calling socialist 911 when your house catches on fire, or when someone breaks into your property. Dig your own well and stop drinking our socialist water. Get used to pooping in an outhouse because our socialist sewer system doesn’t want any of your…

So is there a minimum score you need before you can send it to Twin Galaxies or can I just send a tape of myself dying on the second barrel so I can claim I have a higher “official” Donkey Kong score than Billy Mitchell?

Watching him now in the King of Kong after knowing he cheated his persona now takes on an even more comical appearance.

Billy Mitchell totally seems like a guy Liz Lemon would have dated for a season of 30 Rock.

1) no billionaire puts in a billion dollars worth of work, their workers do

The funny thing is, is if that worked for them and all that was left were the rich people, they’d then come after one another, and divide the rich people into classes of rich people, and then eat each other alive. That’s how people like that always are.

They want our sons to be so desperate they can get their lawn cut for a dollar, and daughters so desperate they might consider sleeping with/marrying them.

So much of conservative governing is done out of spite. Just admit you want struggling people to die off and decrease the surplus population and be honest about it. Fuck all these people.

Fair enough, and I agree that would make it better. I guess I just don’t see the backlash being based on the same level of nuance you’re staking out. I’m ignoring though the ways marketing materials have characterized here I realize. That definitely puts this in a bad light and is unfair of me.  

I’ll be honest that I…

Do trans characters have a duty to only do smart things, even if the dumb things they’re shown doing are things real people do?

I have never been as blackout drunk as Vincent is in this game - but I have been blackout drunk.

His reaction is pretty onpar with Vincent in general and likely onpar with a guy waking up discovering he has had sex with someone who is not his longterm partner —- and also has a penis.

I am not apologizing for it, it is…

Is there a chance the guy is very hetero and that such an undisclosed, important bit of information is really throwing him off? Should he just shrug it off, flip over and say, “why not?”

With this kind of police response happening so often, I wish there were a concealed camera that potential victims could always wear to document attacks. Because somehow those police body cams just keep cutting out just when POC are being arrested or targetted. (They work well for showing planted “evidence” though: h…

New Michael Bennett Video Shows Exactly Whatever You Want It To Show 

Body camera off = guilty until proven innocent.

Automatic inductee to the Mullet Hall of Fame. The MHOF is behind a super cuts so it’s literally a business in the front and a party in the back*