As Quincy: I suspect foul play!

The older you get, the older old becomes, and your current age, which you used to think was old, becomes the new 25 or 29 or 39 or whatever.

Yeah, my dad’s around that age and in relatively decent health, but my mom passed away about 5 years ago after dealing with multiple health issues. He started seeing someone shortly after (much to my and my siblings utter dismay - she was latching onto him before my mom was even in the ground) who’s health started…

I'm reminded of that SNL sketch where Betty White plays a detective in an old folks home who thinks every old person dying is actually a murder.

I was listening to the BBC and they mentioned meetings with Kennedy, Nixon, Ford, and Obama. Left out Reagan, Bushes, and 45. It was funny. Like who mentions Ford ???

It was perfect. And they coordinated their ties like high school dances! Barry & Liz, Phil & Chelle so cute!

I read this elsewhere:

Bladder infection. That did him in. He got the UTI (which he had had many), his heart was wrecked (they took the risk to do a heart procedure on a 99 YO to squeak him thru). Everything finally gave out. Good on him,  old boy to die at home.

yep, a bevy of servants spoon feeding you royal baby food can prolong a sad life.  The crazy thing is that this phucker Philip was just driving his Rover until last year.  98-fucking yrs old and the douche was demo-derbying cars on the public motorways.  He shoulda had his license revoked when he hit 75 but phuck,…

Yeah, living too long can be a curse at some point, it just depends on how well you are still able to take care of yourself. At least, he had people to take care of him, a situation many people are not in.

My money’s on the same guy who keeps killing the world’s oldest people. I hear he goes by Father Time, and no one’s managed to stop him yet.

I joke to myself at this point that I’m basically retired, I just haven’t stopped working, in that I have no more drive or aspirations to do anything else and will most likely stay at my current job and house until I die.

I’m early 60's and I have no desire to hang around long enough to get a Smucker’s birthday shoutout from Al Roker on Today. 

Or just die because reasons! 

Lol, seriously. I've been tired since I was like 13. 

I mean, it’s not completely implausible that interview was too much stress to bear. But it’s also not implausible that he encountered a moderate gust of wind, or a room was lit too brightly, or he accidentally inhaled a single particle of pollen, or he saw a hummingbird, or someone farted in his general vicinity, and…

Another 99-year old man with a variety of serious pulmonary and cardiac issues taken in the prime of his life.

I’m in my mid 30s and I’m ready for retirement.

99 year olds never just die from complications following respiratory illnesses!

Actually, my feeling is that Philip’s decline began during the Obama administration. He just couldn’t handle the shock of a black man being POTUS. When will Obama take responsibility for killing this beloved Prince?