“Essentially, the “mother wound” is the result of the Western patriarchy that has scarred women for generations, a scar so deep that it’s handed down generationally, from mother to daughter, and results in fatigue and postnatal depletion.”

You need to lean in and re-evaluate your household leadership skills. When was the last time you gave your nanny and personal assistant a performance evaluation? If you don’t have the time, their performance is obviously lacking. Maybe bring in a head hunter to find their replacements.

That last tweet sums it nicely. Who are these people with 12k to spare?

You can buy kegel balls from any reputable sex toy shop, like Good Vibes. Kegel balls do work. But forget the jade egg.

You can actually ask for a referral to a pelvic physical therapist to do guided exercises and get better at isolating the muscles you need to, because a lot of women don’t do kegels very effectively and never realize they’re using the wrong muscles. There are also pessaries for when the muscles just aren’t keeping up…

I’d skip it. The materials are porous which would harbor bacteria and definitely don’t share it - cases of herpes have been reported between users who shared them.

Stop carrying your negative emotions in your uterus and you may have an easier time. Once you push them out you will be able to access your power better. I keep all of my negative emotions in my anus, so I can get rid of them daily.

Jesus Christ. Postnatal depletion? Yeah, every f-ing day as a single parent of a 6 year old. The only thing that seems to help with it is either beer or mirobrews. Fuck Goop. Seriously.

A sad barometer that the people feel the two parties haven’t worked for them. Trump is the Bat-Signal, very, very big, that the government as usual must end. He should reform the Democratic Party; I have no idea if he’ll break the insane fever of the Republicans. Hopefully future Republican candidates get a bit more…

Just goes to show how low the bar is for straight white men in this world. Obama created an entire healthcare program that got millions of people coverage and he’s considered a failure.

This is the thing that drives me nuts and proves every single continuing Trump supporter is either a bad person or stupid. EVERYONE knows the GOP controls EVERYHING. His supporters STILL accuse everyone who is anti-trump of being butthurt by losing “so bad”. We could get a live feed of DT snorting coke off a corpse…

I was not aware that Mexico had joined the hot leader club with Canada.

He knew.

There is one thing Trump has accomplished, and I imagine it’s what that fellow had in mind. He empowered AmericanBigots™. Not y’know with jerbs or healthcare, but to be able to speak your hate and not suffer any repercussions, but in fact get applauded.

Not to be shallow, but it’s extra mortifying that the face of our country is so goddamn hideous.

Ok fine you earned that one.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Nieto is a huge douchebag, but that was a sexy trifecta, for sure.

Remember how after Obama was elected he tried to make the very obvious connection between Bush’s policies and the crap state of the economy, and Republicans vilified him for it and said he should stop blaming Bush for the economy?

Seriously. He just drags us down in every way. NAFTA was kinda hot when Obama was President. There’s a pic of Trudeau, Nieto, and Obama somewhere, and let me tell ya it was not bad on the eyes.

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?