After he’s on record as having been turned down by the real Carla Bruni. Remember John Baron (or whatever the fake name was) bragging about how she wanted him? And then shortly after, he marries a discount Carla.

True, though it feels a little insulting to poor Carla, who was charming in Midnight in Paris and seems both warm and gracious.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

A note saying, “Help Me, Please!”

I will now commit myself to checking their website daily for job opportunities. And sending them my CV on a weekly basis. You want me, Obamas, I promise you. Anything so I don’t feel like the Obamas are gone!

Are you asking what progress black folks made in the 8+ decades or you’re asking what progress white folks made? If you do not know the progress that black folks have made in the past 80 years then nothing I write today will enlighten you friend.

God damn Paul Newman was a beautiful man.

Look on the bright side:

I am taking great joy looking at the photos of that Garage Band Finals concernt last night compared to what happened in 2009.

Think his comments days prior spoke ill of him way before this meeting. http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/01/17/steve-harvey-apologizes-racist-jokes-about-asian-men/96668644/

I hope this goes without saying but please, no one tune in to the inauguration today. Don’t use any hashtags about it that are neutral (like #inauguration). Please let this ego maniac have one of the least viewed, non Twitter trending inaugurations of all time. Unfollow him if you follow him on Twitter.

I want my family to be like the Obamas.

He was also too dumb to take an honest look in the mirror, & know that if he took the photo op bait, he’d be a minstrel meme for all time. I live in a place that has a staggering number of black furred pets named what? Sambo. Yes, I’m serious. This is the kind of mindset that has a million jokes planned for pictures…

Lmao you made me spit my coffee out.

As a celebrity of influence Steve Harvey meeting with Donald Trump implies at least some level of acceptance of the asshole-elect.

You just proved to the world that you don’t even care about the person sitting at the head of the table. Just as long as you got an invite.

“On a personal note, a lot of ya’ll hurt me,” Harvey said.

I think ‘Merica has become more brazen because they have someone who tells them the way they act is acceptable. But a time will come when “punks jump up to get beat down”.

It wasn’t Trump that killed America; it was us. All of us. No one gets to walk away from this with their conscience clean. America called on us to do our best, and what we gave her was a half-hearted attempt. Even you, with your “petty” hand-wringing over Hillary Clinton. You cried and moaned about how you just…