Loved her in Star Wars (I had two action figures as a kid, ass-kicking princess Leia and April O’Neil), and I love Fisher’s unapologetically acerbic performance in Catastrophe
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a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.
True story: My period is now over a week late. I’m pretty sure the election of Trump has just caused my ovaries to go out of business, but yesterday I took a pregnancy test just to be sure. While I was walking to the drug store to get it, I was thinking about how before the election I had decided if I got pregnant at…
We call that Freedom Foam.
Oh HELL no. Good for you standing up to him, the jerk. Along the same vein I was downstairs the other day getting coffee and a guy who works in my building was standing next to me and noticed the safety pin on my shirt. Our only interaction up to that point had been nods in the lobby, etc. He smirked and said, “Oh…
I love my IUDs. I had a Mirena, or hormonal IUD, after giving birth. It was fine, although I was disappointed that I still got my period—I was hoping it would go away entirely as it does for many women. It did seem to exacerbate my hormonal acne on my chin over time. So when it was time to switch it out, I changed…
Lolol we’re all doomed.
I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…
I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.
If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.
In way less exciting news, it looks like Greg (Santino Fontana) is gonefrom Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for good.
Had to share this one with you Jezzies. Observe the pissed Weasley cousin in the top photo. I had a tough week personally in addition to election depression (my ex sent me a really awful message telling me he wished I would die and I have people I thought were friends on his side) so this silliness is appreciated.
I hope that little girl becomes our third female president.
On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…
How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?
That’s not a daily special, it’s a permanent menu item.
In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.
Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.
“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”