It’s kind of like when you read The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe as a kid and thought that “Turkish delight” must be something wonderful (I imagined it being like really good fudge, because Little Me would definitely have sold out my siblings for that), and then when you have it.... well, it’s an acquired taste,…

For years Demi was touting a VERY restricted ‘health’ diet so I’m suspecting this may be due less to stress than to poor nutrition.

It reminds me of friendship bracelets when I was little. In 5th & 6th grade everyone was making friendship bracelets and I could make them super fast. This other girl, Jennifer, also made them super fast and sold them. I felt bad for the kids who couldn’t buy them and made them for free for kids who claimed they…

camouflage or not, we see you kylie.

Like, I theoretically know this, but I also know in my soul that beverages should be ice-cold or scalding and nowhere in between.

COUNTERPOINT: IPAs are meant to be passed over for something drinkable that doesn’t leave your mouth tasting like a goddamned medicine cabinet afterward.

FINALLY. Some of us have had this opinion since Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.

I went to a soccer game last night and some jackass was screaming, “STOP WALKING, YOU’RE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG,” at people during the National Anthem. Yeah, and yelling at people is soooo much more better, guy. Flag fetishists are the worst.

Not much. What’s up with you?

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

Nothing made me feel older than reading this headline, as it comes across like, “She is disguising herself as some lady named Adrienne Vittadini.” I may or may not be wearing these Adrienne Vittadini shoes at this very moment, and they may or may not have made me feel fancy and fashionable when I bought them (at…

I’ll tell you who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma. My parents, Martha Stewart and William Shakespeare.

I need these gummy bears to help me with the pain. The pain of having to deal with this endless scrolling article bullshit. I need to get so blazed that when I click on an article about dank gummies, I get so stoked that I scroll right by and end up reflecting on my weed induced state and start to question my choices.…

I really don’t get people crapping on Anne Hathaway. She’s always seemed so intelligent; kind; well-spoken; humble; NOT assholelish at all. Maybe she seemed a bit pretentious for a hot minute there, I guess? But, like, who gives a crap. That’s pretty harmless, in the grand scheme of things.

If there’s anyone who could make a return after pregnancy and win a couple titles (and overtake Court), it’s Serena. I hope she’s happy and healthy.

took me an embarrassingly long time

Exactly. There’s a difference between being childless by choice and childless because of infertility.

Hm...I don’t know. I think this kind of article might hurt your friend’s feelings, since she obviously wants children very badly but can’t have them.

im actually really happy he said this, and not just because i was a hardcore 1d fan for several years

Proof you don’t need fancy running gear to finish a marathon.