Every time I shop at Trader Joe’s, the clerk who rings me up gets extremely enthusiastic about something I purchases—like “Oh, that’s the best spaghetti sauce!” or “Oh, I eat this frozen broccoli every night!”
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First off, I would like to thank everyone who thought that my disgusting fart story was funny.
He plays Rogelio on Jane the Virgin. And he is awesome.
You can trick your Trump supporting friends and family into watching it by telling them they’ll see Amy Farrah Fowler and Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wallowitz without their glasses*.
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My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?
Reverse mermaid
My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!
It’s all about what someone is willing to put up with. I’ve been on hormonal birth control from 16 to now (29) and it makes me extremely upset to think that could be a contributing factor to my depression. I’d give anything to not feel the way I do about myself. My doctors have never brought up how this could be…
I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize.
IT’S LEMONADE!
I went on a date once, and I was invited by the woman back to this incredible loft where she was dog-sitting for out-of-town friends.
I can’t drink coffee anymore after having been a coffee addict. This is because I started taking a serious amphetamine for ADHD and can’t handle the caffeine and decaf is just sad lies that make you want real coffee. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the following exchange.
I couldn’t figure out why a mustache was so upsetting... you mean porn stash! :)
nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.
1) I will do anything Nathan Fillion asks. I will pretend I wasn’t going to vote, and then pretend I did just because he asked! (Who knew he’s an immigrant? Cool.)
I use to love Dead Like Me!
Office Space. The Good Girl. That’s all I got.