That's like people of color only willing to cosplay someone with their skin color. I say just go as a black captain falcon, or be an overweight captain america. Own that shit, you could even play it up like it's a superhero that let himself go.

Seattle should have known the Coyotes' plot would be foiled again when they saw the Acme logo on the side of the trucks.

Just a thought...

I am also female and reading deadspin. I just came from happily watching amateur sports (it's my team and I'm injured). I'll get back to pro sports as soon as a puck drops.

Me. I need/want a trunk monkey.

Baja Bug. NEXT.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

Holy shit you're a fucking retard.

Except... they didn't. You have to being trying really hard to see the intentional provocation here. Even if "H982 FKL" was intentional, even if that plate hadn't been on the car since 1991 (which it had), it's the most obtuse provocation I've ever seen.

Further English football fan power reading:

40 yr old white guy in khakis: "Yeah, wow, this place is really out there, huh? I thought these were only in Apple Stores."

Having a disease or disorder and trying to date can be hell. There are a lot of disrespectful people who misunderstand the struggle those people go through. But it's extremely possible to find someone who not only is not bothered by it but wants to help you take care of yourself. I have had Crohn's disease for 15…

The Pelicans in your area look like the humans around here.

Ooh ooh, how about those asshats at a red light or stop sign who are waiting to go straight or turn left through the intersection who take it upon themselves to pull past the stop line and into the crosswalk, preventing me who is trying to turn right from seeing traffic coming from the left? They're not going…

I would also add to this:

See? All VW had to do to get us really excited again was to stick the engine somewhere behind the driver. How hard was that?

Nordeast... good god. While it is malty, still has a special place in my heart.