Commas are the worst, especially if you get caught with the sharp pointy end.

I like posting "98 Camry, runs perfect need to sell ASAP, $800
Se Habla Espanol" with their # in Santa Ana

Similarly, when I get calls from "the credit card company" with an "important announcement", I let them go through their spiel, which ends with them asking if I have at least $2000 in CC debt. Then I say "Gosh, I don't know, I'll need to log in to ALL of my accounts to check. Can you hang on?" and see how long I can…

Bernoulli's principle. Any liquid traveling in a channel which becomes smaller will increase the speed of the liquid that's going through it. This lowers the pressure.

calm the hell down.

Or maybe the dealer is the king of wild asking prices.

Having had a few Hondas I laughed at this. I usually start to worry at about 350,000 miles.

They should definitely still be yellowed or something though

And Beer!!! (We have to drink our gray away!)

Remind me to move to the Northwest.

Mazda Protege 5

Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the back of the car.

Here's my question:

The entire pitch for this game should have just been this picture.

I am pretty sure every Texan has read The Art of Driving Extremely Poorly in the Rain.

The best educations can be made from banned books.

"Is that smell normal?" (It almost never is.)

Exact same thing happened to me in my brother's Fusion.

I prodded around for a good 5 minutes then I just called him and said those exact same words, "Just push it".

It lets you win football games with 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter

If insurance is a scam than the largest scam would be health insurance by the numbers.