This is the winner. Great color combinations can’t overcome a plate shaped like a bear. I have never lost at paper, rock, scissors because I always go with bear.

$50 per year, not per month.

Improper cup holder placement.

I would offer the counterpoint about how flying out of PDX in Portland is actually a fairly pleasant experience, all things considered, but we don’t need more people moving here, so...

So Mr. Hedrick will henceforth be known as the Defender Avenger?

VW Phaeton - Bentley in Disguise

A towel.

I went through Albuquerque during my cross country trip. Place is a shit hole...This route does miss Washington’s Olympic National Park. Now that is a fail.

While these options all look interesting options for crossing the USA, for crossing *America*, this is the best option:

Parking Lot Boys

The Unbreakable Jimmy May?

Not a mechanic, but a service advisor at a Ford dealer. I had a woman come in a few months ago complaining that when she opens her door when it’s raining or snowing, rain and snow get in her car. She argued with me and the service manager for 40 minutes insisting that her 1999 Escort did not do that. Finally my…

The Lincoln Highway.

US 50.

I keep telling people I could successfully run a toyota dealership through humorous social media pictures and ads to get foot traffic.

Example:

The last of the V8 Interceptors.

Also a violation of Doge Law.

A warm pack? With chemicals in it? When's the last time you used air travel? Pre 2001, I'd guess.

Go fuck yourself.