It’d be funny if it wasn’t so fucking infuriating.

If you’re gonna orchestrate a false flag, you send the bombs to people who are actually on the ballot. Like Beto, Stacy Abrams, Andrew Gillum. Maybe some potential 2020 candidates as well, definitely Elizabeth Warren.

This! My wifes Impreza is the same... i keep asking her if i can take them off. She responds by saying shes going to add more just to f with me.

I need everyone to know that my AWD is SYMMETRICAL!

Does no one else remember how popular this upgrade was to RSX owners back in the day?

Not making this up: Haval is actually Hebrew for “Vanity.”

This one goes a step beyond, but with the exception of the gloriously badge-free Mustang EcoBoosts (interior and exterior graced only by a running pony, one on the grille, one on the decklid, one of the steering wheel), nearly every car sold today is preposterously over-badged.

the people with good taste tried to stop the company to no haval

Okay. Sure . . .

Trying to look like Porsche?

Its probably cheap enough to own, even if you live in a haval

Hey, maybe it’s actually a Haval Haval H2. Wouldn’t be the first time something like that has happened...

“Mine was bigger than theirs. Nucular even (pronounced Bush-style - ed.). No one got a scarier bomb than mine. I bet Nancy Pelosi sent it herself. The casing was made of the Saudi journalist that Hillary Clinton murdered in cold blood. I saw a Muslim deliver it right to my doorstep, right here at the White House,…

They seem to Haval the space allocated for branding.

You write about their reluctance to report on this like it’s something surprising.

All the badges: Confirmed

Trump’s probably having a piss baby tantrum that he’s not included in these events and is going to go on Fox News any moment saying that a bomb was delivered to him as well. And not just any bomb, but the biggest and most beautiful bomb of them all.

Haval of us never heard of this brand?

He failed to read 4 height signs including one that specifically said “low bridge”. You had one job sir.