I saw this movie mentioned somewhere and read the Wikipedia synopsis and legitimately couldn’t sleep for a couple of days without chemical assistance.  It made me despair.

Wait a minute. Why would a toddler make you constipated?

I watched that with a friend who suggested Cannibal Holocaust as the palate cleanser. I watched How To Train Your Dragon instead. Then I watched it again a year later and found myself saying things like “Huh, I forgot about the skull-fucking scene.” IF YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SKULL-FUCKING SCENE, THAT MOVIE IS TOO MUCH.

This must be a change in the last year, because I did it once unintentionally.

To alleviate constipation, maybe?

Clearly, you’ve never read the Wikipedia summary for A Serbian Film. I will never, ever get over it.

Man, I loved the first Paranormal Activity movie and found it genuinely upsetting but they really went downhill. The first rated R one, whatever it was called Ghost Dimension or something, I was so hyped for but what a letdown. They went all X-Men: Days of Future Past with the timeline and I couldn’t tell which way…

squeeze the shit out of it like a toddler

Also, as the rubber inside ring dried out on these wheels, sometimes they’d harden, not allowing the flexibility needed to activate the horn, or worse, where they’d shrink and then honk the horn constantly, forever. That’s non-ideal as well.

bitches. I freaking hate when they say that shipping dates don’t matter - they can and do matter. PLUS their service has been predicated on fast gratification. 

And it seems almost always, I load up my cart to hit the add-on threshold, and the add-on items ships separately from everything else anyways.

This is genius, I used to go the route of finding something with Free Returns, then just returning it later.

Do you think Kushner just left the money on the dresser and walked out after the interview?

I honestly wouldn’t mind a friendly interview format if someone like a Kushner or whatever would use it to expound more thoroughly on the administration's positions.  

He looks like fucking Wreck-It Ralph there.

Doesn’t work. You won’t be allowed to cancel the item.

What they are doing is repugnant but i just cant stop laughing at that cop. Video evidence that he is an idiot.

That cop punches like someone vaguely described the concept to him once.

I actually unwittingly tried this recently when I ordered two items on Sept 22 and the second sat for over two weeks without shipping. Because it sat for so long, I tried to cancel with the, “This product didn’t arrive on time” reason, but Amazon told me that since this was ordered as part of a promotion, I couldn’t…

If you consider the amount of materials and money saved by Volkswagen, it worked just fine in practice.