*ahem*

Some hood scoops really do suck.

Central American governments can’t even keep their countries from being gang-ravaged violent hellholes with dizzying murder rates. How are they supposed to be able to keep people from leaving when they have no control over their countries in the first place?

I liked how Randy easily took down the vaper twice his size.

What is that, an early 90's Dodge Bearavan?

“Is he retarded?”

Just posted this recently, but it’s always worth another round:

It won’t be long until they’re turning keys and driving off, and then we’re in real trouble.

An Orange is the New Black-Wynonna Earp crossover would be amazing

Am I the only one under 75 who likes Sears? As a bigger dude, I could actually find stuff there that fit and it was reasonably priced. I have no idea where I’ll go now. Buying clothes online really sucks.

But this is Gotham, not New York. I don’t know if that matters, but felt it could be important. 

What kind of person doesn’t sift their dry ingredients first smdh 

Happens in the St Louis area from time to time. Poor black resident near Ferguson (since you all know that name) had the flu. Stayed in bed three or days, comes out and his driveway gate has a cut lock... and his truck is missing. The city had an ordinance against “abandon vehicles” which it defined as immobile for…

Taco Bell is going to go so hard on this. Doritos Abuelos Tacos Motherfuckers!

Stupidity mostly. :)

Local laws may differ, but generally you would portion fault. Eg. A-hole is 90% liable for being a douche, Food Lion 10% for not better monitoring carts. A-hole would pay 90% of damage to car and Food Lion 10%. This is the fairest and most equitable way to resolve the matter.

Right? Why wasn’t there already a senior-center shuttle available that can take them to vote?

There’s something compelling about a carb-loaded combo with a single-digit price tag, our favorite of which might be the Wendy’s 4-for-$4 menu, which covers all the bases: sandwich, drink, fry, chicken nuggz.

The BS part is the center should have some plan in mind for their residents to cast their votes, making this bus ride unnecessary, but it does not appear to be the case. There should already be a trip scheduled for those who can and want to vote in person and a plan in place to handle those who cannot.