The net good of this interview is as follows:

His obsession with being ‘better’ than Obama is just pathetic. 

And that is the closest we will ever get to someone asking Trump who the people are when he says “people are saying...”

Plenty of people who don’t believe in hell get weirdly bothered when others say they’re going to burn in it.

They do believe witchcraft works. That is why they want to kill witches.

And to be fair they didn’t ask her to leave until she became enraged that the restaurant could not provide Solo and the Wookie.

My very first thought was “okay, cool, but seriously, what is the Satanic Temple up to these days?”

“It is a scary time right now. Sarah Sanders has been run out of restaurants.”

Oh damn Evangelicals must be losing it. They called it. Witches, in league with the devil and PLANNED PARENTHOOD. It was PLANNED PARENTHOOD, in the PLANNED PARENTHOOD, with evil witchcraft. Oh saaaaaave me Jesus with your holy power amen

Tucker selflessly volunteered to be a human sacrifice but did not meet the minimum requirements.

Of course they’re flipping out! People who are rational beings who believe in science don’t give a rat’s ass about hexes. But these dopey clucks are losing their minds.

$500 and up is felony theft in GA. Of course, good ol’ boys take care of their own so I doubt the police will do anything.

File the police report, even if they’ll just let the worthless asshole get away with it. No public figure should be allowed to grab a recording device from a member of the public to prevent them from asking/recording a question.

File that police report. These republicans hate democracy so much, they should be happy to spend some time in jail.

It did get a mention - I think it may have been after the hearings, but before the voting - but it was either as an “and also” at the end of a post or brought up in the comments.

Johnny Depp has a big teenage following in 2018? I have no way of confirming or refuting your statement because I don’t actively know any teenagers, but it seems incorrect.

Off we go! With having jalopnik once again crash my tab, but I wil NOT write it again. YOU fix your s***!

Person, who knows other person personally, believes the person who she knows personally, while another person, who doesn’t know any of these persons personally, says he knows all of them better and they are all lying.

And I see that I did terribly. Crap. 

I got zero and Jimmy cracked corn.