I really hope that the manager did not hit the panic/robbery alarm button.
if so-i hope that the police gave the manager a stern ass chewing. nothing in the situation required an immediate dispatch of 2 or more officers running hot.
i see it happen in my job all to often- manager of a retail shop has a difficult…

One of the line workers accidentally left his in the trunk.

How dare you make a relevant and on-topic observation when I’d like to make a broader point.

If there is a God he’s basically the same as me playing SimCity from all indications.

I’m fine with my taxes being used to help those who actually need it, but I shouldn’t be shelling out cash to help Braxlee, making $60k / year, buy herself a brand-new car when that money could be used to feed starving kids or making sure an elderly widow doesn’t go bankrupt getting chemo.

But...you don’t have a psychiatrist.

Kanye and Trump are such great friends primarily because they display an equally tenuous grasp on reality.

If you have a decent sized roof you can go off the grid. I have 25 panels on my roof and that gives me more than enough energy to power my whole house and 2 electric cars. Once I add my batteries I will be off grid.

Quake II, even!

To be fair, the sentence you quoted does not say, nor does it imply, that ALL Christians did this. Just that a geographically distributed subset of Christians did. Which is supported by your rejoinder.

That is Toyota’s version of the Jesus nut. If it comes off while driving, you will need his divine intervention.

Those hyphens are tricky and best left to experts like married women.

My parents bought a Hyundai Santa Fe last fall. $35,000 exactly. No down payment, but they paid the TTL and dealer fees upfront so that they were just financing the principal. They had a 60 month loan at 2.9% for payments of $627/mo.

I think he meant he stole it.

on the Golf I lifted

Jesus take the wheel...NO WAIT COME BACK WITH THOSE!

🎶 You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel 🎶

good lord by then we’d all moved on to Quake!!

Okay, now that’s funny.  First time I’ve seen that.

For those curious as to the source of the header photo, those hands belong to Orrin Hatch, holding a copy of Doom II while talking about violent media of Fox News...in 1999. 5 years after the game’s release.