Exactly.  You barely had possession of the item to begin with; there’s a big difference between exiting the store with a $50 plumbing valve, re-entering and returning it and staying at the register, handing that valve back and saying “I don’t want it.”

I’m poor, so I’ve been scamming Amazon a lot as of here late; I pretty much bought a 16 GB thumbdrive, returned it, bought a knife, returned the knife, and got another knife, all for $4 I had leftover on my Gift Card. I still have $0.95 on my account and ~$5 left on my unmarked “shipping” account, and they’re more…

Without ever conceding that Ted Cruz’s father assassinated JFK.  My favorite was “National Emery Day;” my stainless steel pans have never been this clean!

It’s a giant pad you use to scrub all those “brown people” away with.

“we should be dumping all those chemicals in our kids,”

No, but aspartame is.  Guess what sweetens Diet Coke?

Ebola infection and ricin poisoning can cause fatal diarrhea.  Just, FYI.

OP only mentioned “(No Meal or Alcohol),” but $30 for “Meal (No Alcohol)“ seems reasonable for a fundraiser...I wouldn’t pay more than $300 to barefistedly backhand Bannon’s stupid face, but if you throw in a $5 Trump Steak and a half-baked potato, I’m in.

The economy is actually doing quite well, if you ignore the fact the stock market’s getting ready to correct in a fashion that makes 2008 look nominal, and that they keep trotting out the meaningless “Unemployment Rate” metric.

Tell that to NC; after having had our gerrymandered maps deemed unconstitutional three times by SCOTUS, we refused and SCOTUS said,
“OK, go ahead and use illegal maps!”

Why would ISIS bother going through the Mexican border?  I’m pretty sure they’re aware that we’re willing to put kids into concentration camps, and if CBP is letting terrorists into the US while doing the former, that says a Helluva lot more about Trump and his administration than it does about Democrats.

Most people can’t pull it off, but orange is really a good color on him.

Honestly, I think it’s refreshing when a candidate isn’t out blowing $10,000,000 on a campaign; news outlets are beating down your door for interviews and Q&A’s, most places will give politicians a free place to hold a town hall...really, people who decide who to vote for on a yard sign or campaign ad shouldn’t be…

Have you tried toddler in the past couple of years? These millenials only feed their kids quinoa, so they get pretty gristly. Infants are much easier on the digestive tract.

I didn’t find it scary, really...mostly just incredibly disgusting.  I’m not sure what was more disturbing, the newborn porn scene or the ending.

Don’t be such a racist! This Hurricane will contribute $11 million (in damages) to the national economy!

Yeah, the system on the ‘69 I rebuilt worked great, and you can probably (just guessing) clean your windshield a hundred times before you’d need to add air to the tire.

I rarely if ever see a gas station without an air compressor, although they’re tiny, so it takes forever to fill up a tire.

Not sure if you can still do this or not, but if you’re just under the $25 for free shipping, you can buy an item to put you over, then cancel just that one item and still get free shipping for the rest of your order.

From the Makers of Battleship, comes Rubik’s Cube: The Movie.