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Name checks out.

Kubota builds tractors, so it would be a plant, not a ranch.

Did you know Avril Lavigne originally planned on doing country music?  If you black out her “punk” outfits and listen to her music, it’s definitely just modern country music...but she dresses like a “punk” and sings about what people think punk music’s about, so nobody really notices the sound.

This particular building was exempted for some reason after Trump lobbied against mandating sprinklers in buildings of a certain age, so they’d have to go after the city.

Who do you think sent you that gift card? ;)

They only tested vanilla, cinnamon, and cherry...so, basically three flavors out of thousands.  Kinda like saying the new Ford Focus should be recalled because out of the millions built, a couple of people died in car accidents.

Apparently you just don’t understand the beauty of watching an old, fat guy taking a dump after eating Chiptole.

If the FCC declassified Internet service from Title II, doesn’t that effectively mean the FCC doesn’t really have any jurisdiction of what laws are passed by the states?

It’s a good thing he didn’t hurt anybody, or he would have felt the full force of the penial system.

Yeah, but at least he stopped and called 911, so we know he’s got a good head on ‘em.

You mean the cross-walk?

Yeah, looks like all the bikes had to move up on the sidewalk so this idjit wouldn’t run them over.

I like the Hardee’s All-Star meals...two sandwiches, fries, drink, and a cookie for $5.

“Do I look like a pussy to you?”

I was really hoping for the Orange is the New Black Mirror mash-up episode.

Didn’t she end up having some sort of epiphany at the end of the finale?  Seemed like the driving force behind her bad behavior was the grudge between the two sisters causing the cell blocks to be split into gangs.

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left ‘em settin’ on the scales.
By the time we hit that Chi-town,
Them bears was a-gettin’ smart:
They’d brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard.

I’m a big fan of Craftsman, but since I can buy their tools at Lowe’s now, I can’t really see myself buying anything else there.

It’s set in the 80's, so all of the cars are period-correct, including the Caprice that DT said wasn’t period-correct.