I just leave my showerhead pointed slightly towards the backsplash, enough that it doesn’t spray all over the floor when I get in.  Of course, if you share a bathroom with a woman, she goes the other way and puts the head on FIRE-HOSE and points it directly at the bathroom floor.

And why do you have to explicitly state at Wendy’s that you don’t want mayo on your cheeseburger?

The spicy is where it’s at...Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich absolutely dominates all other fast-food chicken sandwiches. The regular fried-chicken sandwich is mediocre, and the grilled was pretty decent back-in-the-day, but the spicy chicken is the GOAT.

I worked at Wendy’s for 3 years about 10 years ago, and I can say that this is absolutely incorrect.  If your store was freezing it’s beef, your manager was an idiot; which, to be fair, most fast-food managers are.

The wait for food depends entirely on location...if you really want to get technical, at least Wendy’s isn’t likely to get your order wrong; McDonald’s? Out of the last 10 times I’ve eaten there, I’ve had to send 9 orders back for being insanely wrong. One time I was on the way to a movie (Evil Dead reboot, out of…

They say xenomorphism skips a generation.

Roseanne underwent gender reassignment surgery? I’m sure that would go over well on Twitter.

What I don’t get are the “digital coupons.”  If you’re offering me the deal in the first place, why do I have to go dig through a bunch of random offers and click “Add to My Card” before I can use it?  They’re just adding a bunch of pointless steps.  It’s already connected to my account, just let me use the damn thing!

WTH?  Why am I in the gray again?

Honestly?  I thought it was jizz...which, looking back, actually seems more plausible.

Ageusia had to be there.

Or who want to get raped.

unable apparently to locate a single user in New York City identifying as a woman.

The link to the Daily Beast article about the Proud Boys doesn’t work (the URL is bad).

Yeah, I think State ID’s are $15 and Driver’s Licenses are $25, then another $5 or $10 to the Clerk of Court to get a copy of your birth certificate, so you’re looking at $20 - 25 for valid Voter ID.

He just spells it “TNA.”

That’s why I ended up getting rid of Hoxx.  Sure, it was free and effective, but they were still mining my data.  I’d probably use it again if I needed to do something illegal in a browser window, but that’s pretty seldom necessary.

I use NoScript myself, and while I don’t know if trackers can pick me up or not, it blocks ads, anyway...not sure if I care what they do with my info, I think there’s really just more of a “creep” factor when it comes to actually seeing how these companies are tracking you.

Honestly, I’d be happy if it didn’t even have the fingerprint scanner.  Seems like everybody wants to cram everything into a giant 12" phablet, but none of the manufacturers seem to ever be considering how to build a cheap, compact smartphone for people who don’t have $1,200 to spend.

get my phone number permanently transferred to a LTE smartwatch (rather than have it be an extension of my smart phone).