I just leave my showerhead pointed slightly towards the backsplash, enough that it doesn’t spray all over the floor when I get in.  Of course, if you share a bathroom with a woman, she goes the other way and puts the head on FIRE-HOSE and points it directly at the bathroom floor.

And why do you have to explicitly state at Wendy’s that you don’t want mayo on your cheeseburger?

The spicy is where it’s at...Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich absolutely dominates all other fast-food chicken sandwiches. The regular fried-chicken sandwich is mediocre, and the grilled was pretty decent back-in-the-day, but the spicy chicken is the GOAT.

I worked at Wendy’s for 3 years about 10 years ago, and I can say that this is absolutely incorrect.  If your store was freezing it’s beef, your manager was an idiot; which, to be fair, most fast-food managers are.

The wait for food depends entirely on location...if you really want to get technical, at least Wendy’s isn’t likely to get your order wrong; McDonald’s? Out of the last 10 times I’ve eaten there, I’ve had to send 9 orders back for being insanely wrong. One time I was on the way to a movie (Evil Dead reboot, out of…

Roseanne underwent gender reassignment surgery? I’m sure that would go over well on Twitter.

What I don’t get are the “digital coupons.”  If you’re offering me the deal in the first place, why do I have to go dig through a bunch of random offers and click “Add to My Card” before I can use it?  They’re just adding a bunch of pointless steps.  It’s already connected to my account, just let me use the damn thing!

WTH?  Why am I in the gray again?

Honestly?  I thought it was jizz...which, looking back, actually seems more plausible.

Ageusia had to be there.

The link to the Daily Beast article about the Proud Boys doesn’t work (the URL is bad).

Yeah, I think State ID’s are $15 and Driver’s Licenses are $25, then another $5 or $10 to the Clerk of Court to get a copy of your birth certificate, so you’re looking at $20 - 25 for valid Voter ID.

He just spells it “TNA.”

Sounds like you need a different A/C guy.

Have you actually removed the undercoating to see what’s underneath?

Undercoating hasn’t been necessary since the late 80's / early 90's when manufacturers started electronically plating...it also looks like ass, so I’d recommend POR-15, since it looks better and actually holds up better.

Nah, I did a frame-off, rotisserie nut-and-bolt restoration on a car that the customer’s had since high school, and he’s well into his 70's now.

Yup; get liability and don’t drive like an idiot, and you’ll be fine. Worst-case scenario, some idiot runs a light and T-bones me, but it’ll be his insurance buying me a new car, not mine.

Hey, just something that happens to all ladies of a certain age.

I always thought they looked a little like the Garaiya in racing form.