What should I do if I have an employee who not only believes in Bigfoot, but goes out and searches for him in the woods?

Go home.  You’re a fucking idiot.

Oh, I agree with the oil + coolant thing, but some of your locations could give two shits less about saving the environment and only caring about making a profit.

Hey, it’s better than Wharton, even if it doesn’t have an International Airport!

Dumbass could have gone to the hearing and lied to Congress, but since he decided to pussy out, now he gets to try to lie to seasoned FBI interrogators.

Seeing as he’s sexually repressed, I’m assuming that he goes to his car and beats off to comic book depictions of Clark Kent.

Think about it this way: you love Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza Rolls, right?  Now you have to realize that somewhere, out there, some Nazi just finished beating his wife and is now sitting down to enjoy a plate of Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza Rolls.

I’ve never so much as seen the word before, and I consider myself nearly fluent in the English language.

Bravo! What a well-written piece, and I learned the word “tergiversations” in the process.

The fact that Trump’s relationship with the FBI is so contentious is exactly why this is a really good thing; Trump’s opinion on their findings means absolutely zilch.  With the limited scope of the investigation, the FBI should be able to bring a fairly thorough report to Congress by the end of the week, and I doubt…

I mean, that’s some pretty militant gay shit right there.  Lindsay just needs him a nice bull-dyke to tell him what to do.

I always wanted one of these, but Wal*Mart doesn’t even carry Revell models, so I guess it’s a wash:

Counter-point: you own one of these cars; therefore, you don’t need college.

Or the buyer...no point in us arguing about it; I’m sure Japopnlocknik will post another article about this next week with some definitive answers.

So you’re getting HBO Go on top of Prime? Or is HBO content being streamed through Prime service?

I thought that what you were saying was that only the paid “extras” like HBO or Showtime should be judged, but what would it matter what service they were streamed on? They’d all be the same.

He’s already saying they were pre-marital property during interviews with the press, and sending a Cease & Desist to the buyer after cat’s already out of the bag doesn’t really make sense from the standpoint of him trying to hide the sale, so I still don’t get it.

His ex-wife wants half of the money that Amistadi made from Thum, not half of what Thum made, which would mean he’s out $25k.

The former. Best-case scenario, the cars get tied up for a few years, continuing to sit and dry-rot, while this guy might need money to buy another house or pay for the divorce itself.

Why would he care?  He had his money, and nobody knew who he was, so how would he have benefited by lying about the condition of the cars after he’d already sold them?