Think of the baby powder, violins, and shawls that could buy.

I love that in the context of current professional baseball salaries, $8 million for one season is considered “peanuts.” Crazy.

Yeah Cruz is a true believer. Trump doesn’t really believe in anything but his own ego.

This is an excellent point. Trump says some ridiculously stupid things, and there is a smack of fascism in some of that stuff, but the guy overall is relatively moderate. Cruz is a fucking nut job. All I needed to see the other day was Trump to admit that he wouldn’t let sick people die in the streets without medical…

I’d take Trump over Cruz any day of the week.

I’m black and I think that’s a really absurd way of thinking about the push for diversity. It’s incredibly limiting to think that each person should only fight for the success of and draw attention to the struggles of the group they belong to.

Basketball teams should win by beating the shit out of the other guy, and fuck skills and jump shooting. And advanced defensive tactics.

So many of you revisionist historians actually believe late 80's/early 90's basketball was nothing but Rick Mahon, Charles Oakley and grind-to-a-halt defense.

Why would you only cite passing statistics for a QB whose legs were a primary weapon?

Plush 1

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

The very idea of a man-made Pokemon is cool as fuck, and everything Porygon can turn into is also cool as fuck.

um no we used pokemon science to determine this list

Why Porygon exactly? Is it just the allure of that price at the Game Corner? I totally agree with Gengar, Mew is one of my favorite legendaries, and how come Blastoise is so far down the list even below Charmander?

Oddish is the fucking bomb. It’s the only Pokemon i’d actually want as a pet. No horrific fire or electricity attacks to worry about, just regular watering.

Do you even Splash, bro?

Slowbro is far too low on your list, you are bad and should feel bad for your opinions. ;) Switch him with like... Dragonite (Who is actual shit, how could they ruin the majesty of Dragonair with that fat orange piece of shit) and maybe you can make an argument that this is a good list.

I will never understand the evolution from Dragonair to Dragonite. You have this really pretty serpentine sea-dragon who suddenly becomes a fat, orange blob.

I actually agree with this for the most part (though Porygon > Gengar)