The dancing drives people insane. For that reason alone he should keep doing it.

No, I disagree. They’ll put up with it as long as he wins. No one in the world was a bigger dickhead than Michael Jordan. No one won more than he did either, so he was idolized.

NOOOOOO hrmmph hrrmph RESPECT THE GAAAAAME! JUST KEEP THANKING GOD AND BEER hrrmmppph yuuummmph ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE BECAU- oh my god HE’S DANCING AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The hangup is always the fucking dancing, isn’t it? A hockey buddy said the same thing to me yesterday. “I’m rooting for Denver so I don’t have to see Newton dance.” Mindroasting.

Of course they have to do the interviews. Remember “I’m just here so I don’t get fined”?

So NOW can we address the elephant in the room? That it is possible for a white man to dislike a black QB and have it NOT be about race?

I turned on the local am sports radio show this morning and it was just a series of highly sexual moans and grunts interspersed with words like “Cam” and “he just didn’t want it” and “everything on the table” and “gave up on his team.” When the radio host said what I think was “not a true leader” he screamed in…

And herein lies the problem when only media people (and by that, I mean Peter King types, not Deadspin writers) get the final say on who should be in the HOF. The no-voters are guaranteed to have some sort of grudge against Owens.

Robinson was 24 when he entered the league, because of his service in the Navy. So his 12 seasons at 36 may not equal Howard’s 12 at age 30. In his 12th season, Olajuwon was a year removed from murdering Shaq in the finals.

After the endless misinformation, hand-wringing and ink spent for endless months about deflategate, why is this not a bigger story? It’s hardly being talked about - from what I’ve seen, anyway. Sports talk is primarily focused on Manning’s legacy if the Broncos lose.

She keeps recanting and refusing to press charges. This story rarely ends well.

Jerry won’t allow it? You know, I know everyone is ready to put him there, but he doesn’t actually play for the Cowboys. He’s not Jerry’s problem.

Who do I blame for that atrocious spelling of ‘Johnathan’? His parents or the cop?

I honestly don’t think Crowley has much to worry about. Manziel’s only prior threat was to “wreck the league” and look how that has worked out.

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He finally threw something that connected

Yeah, the stuff about the size of Francesa’s dong will get the attention, but “my first really solid assignment was at the NFL Draft in ‘91. I got to take Mike Francesa back and forth from the bathroom” is really bleak on multiple levels.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.