::sucks in air:: yeah ... it’s actually Glover Quin Jr. ... I guess you aren’t true fans.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

Why would anyone compare the WWE to the UFC? Pro Wrestling is 100% marketing, skill is ancillary unless it helps marketability. Doesn’t matter how good you are if people ain’t interested in you. They aren’t fighting for real...

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

All he needs is a bowtie and he’s well on his way to being the perfect SEC fratboy douchebag.

This still remains the worst moment in Plano East Athletics history:

It should be fine, I mean Philip Rivers’ kids’ alone fill up half the stadium.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

The Cold Shoulder is a pretty obscure drink to pour, but if you’re going to sabotage an alcoholic, there are worse options.

Yeah I mean generally my opinion on All Star games is that they’re exhibitions, so who gives a shit? But if they were supposed to be serious (and they do come up in things like HOF conversations) then there should not be fan voting, because fans are fucking morons.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

If you dig back further, you’ll find Schlereth tell Thenextking83, “There’s a reason God didn’t call it the Bering Homosexual.”

Hell is trivia questions about the order in which offensive linemen were introduced.

He’s truly the Ryan Tannehill of .com CEOs

Learn to win with class, Cam! Like Richard Sherman.

+1 Snowball

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Cam Newton is one of the most unprofessional, unsportsmanlike individual on the face of the planet.

If you offend idiots, you are offending ESPN’s primary audience

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