Then close up shop, because you have no way to ensure the game is even being played, much less fairly or legally.

That’s a strange argument to me. You could say that with anything. “To stop accountants from embezzling, pay them more.” “To stop cops from taking confiscated money, pay them more.” Whenever there’s an opportunity for someone, especially someone young, to make large sums of money with a single action, you have…

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

what a disgusting piece of shit this guy is. 

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

“Shinnecock.”

Is anyone noticing the logo of an Indian with an arrow and a golf club rammed through his skull? Should we talk about this?

Thats when you put your hand all the way up your girls ass to the elbow and work it so she moves her mouth like a muppet. You haven’t tried it before, prudes around here jeez.

I never, in my life, have run after a golf ball. So gimme a rock.

What you described isn’t athleticism...I can play golf in the worst shape of my life and be fine. I can be wasted drunk and never have to carry anything to heavy or move too fast. Just hitting a ball accurately. I’d say it’s closer to pool or chess than it is to a real sport. Just cause you like golf doesn’t make it…

Michelson made most of that money through insider training and spotting rich hedge fund assholes 10 strokes for 250,000 per round. Golf isn’t athletics. It’s a skill but it’s not athletic.

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

They’re both the dumber rock

how many times are we going to do this dance?

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

(for reference)

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

He stopped being a bigot, but he kept the swastikas to remind himself. Of what it’s like to be a bigot. In case he needs to remember that, for example if he meets a black person.