In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

Well you only feel pain in one spot at a time, right? So if you’re concussed, your jaw won’t hurt as much. It’s basic biology.

“Sullivan said Aston-Reese has a broken jaw that will require surgery and a concussion.”

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

A spokesman for the family said: “In this difficulty time, the Kardashians ask everyone to please respect their need for attention.”

all the babies are in there, you pick one, pop it, and then you get to keep whats inside.

So...is the baby inside one of those balloons? I’m not sure how reproduction works...

Is it just me or does Kraft always sound like he’s got a few martinis on board?

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

There really is a benefit, in a democracy, to working towards a society that takes seriously the concerns of marginalized groups, and refuses to depict or celebrate offensive caricatures and stereotypes, or otherwise accept racism in any form. And you can confirm this by asking just about any non-white person in our…

Now that the Red Sox and both Chicago teams have won Series’ recently we really need a fun name for Cleveland’s struggles that’ll bring back some of that fun Billy Goat-Bambino stuff that Baseball’s so good at.

Death. Penalty.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

This is precisely why women’s basketball generally and the women’s tournament specifically is so uninteresting. There is almost no other sport where the outcome is so predetermined.

Seriously, why do we pretend this needs to be a 64 team tournament. You could just stage and 8 team tournament and at least half of the games would be wild blowouts. What a waste of money on a product no one attends or watche

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

Amazing, how is he able to keep Mike Greenberg’s career in the air for that long.