I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

Easily you’re best post. Todays been great.

As much as I’m loath to jump into this, lets be reasonable here there are some elements we need to unpack

solving a solution is next level woke

“Gimme a T!”

Even drunk, he seemed to handle his 3 wood pretty well.

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

Dad?

You know what else builds character? Criminal charges for assault.

God if he had hopped out that would have been the most Vikings thing ever.

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

Well, I did give him a nine and still don’t know what actually happened.  I stand by it.

When did I say our careers were comparable? I don’t have a career to compare. I was merely marveling at her ability to master skating on ice so quickly and I used my own knowledge of how difficult a skill it is to learn as a layperson to serve as a point of comparison. You don’t comprehend much do you?

“have like 100 competitors world-wide”

your take is bad and you should feel bad

Twats are nicer than Buttholes, sir

So what? Plenty of Poles end with a ‘ski.