Ironically I found the most beautiful people work in HR, that's why I keep getting sent there. And then once I'm there I end up needing to see HR again, it's an infinite loop.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

A LOT easier in New Zealand, unicameral legislature, no 2nd amendment, a population the size of Alabama, etc.

Ah, was at work today and a customer was cleaning up his Chevelle; we’d spent 2 years doing a frame-off restoration, and today was going to be the day he was going to take it home.

For me, the worst case scenario is that it’s a hamfisted critique of the modern world from the perspective of two ridiculous fictional characters who came of age in the mid to late 90s. The best case scenario is that Kevin Smith returns to his Chasing Amy level of nuanced storytelling that can make fun of a situation…

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

James Gandolfini’s triumphant return to the silver screen

Yeah, aside from the obvious “dire straits vs. let’s give billionaires massive tax cuts” hypocrisy, this obvious lie intrigued me most.

(A) “The economy and GDP and stock market are higher than ever before! I give myself an A+!”

I live in Indianapolis and am a born & raised Hoosier. It’s completely unfair to make generalizations about the entire state. My best friend is a not-racist & I even dated a girl once who wasn’t racist...my parents completely supported that, too!

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

Zapps Voodoo chips- damn, they’re good.

Zapps Voodoo chips- damn, they’re good.

Still waiting for Planters to deliver on my Cheez Balls and Curls too, dammit.

Contextually (and maybe you know this), Hardwick is a sober alcoholic. From Dykstra’s post, the order for her to abstain from drinking would have been for his benefit, not hers.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

My grandfather called his Boston Browned potatoes. He parboiled the potatoes the night before and then fried them the next morning in butter. They’re crispy on the outside, perfectly fluffy inside, and the size of the cube makes the ratio of the two textures perfect.

You sound pleasant.

Most research suggests that Serotonin has the central role in ejaculation. That is one reason why SSRIs (Selective Serotonin Reuptake inhibitors) can have an negative effect on ejaculation in some people. SSRIs effectively increase serotonin in your body and as a result can prolong or inhibit ejaculation.

I think what you were raised on plays a huge role in this. I only ate fried eggs as a kid because I thought scrambled eggs were too dry unless they had cheese on them.