You didn’t like The Undiscovered Country? (a.k.a. the fall of the USSR, but with Klingons.) It’s definitely my second favorite behind Wrath of Khan.

“They’re kind of spiritual vampires who live extraordinarily long lives by feasting on the “steam” of people who “shine.” Basically, they suck the special out of them until the person dies and, in the process, live for centuries.”

Or: he learns he is not the first in a long line of super-assassin clones and the new clone’s first target is always himself.

Ironically I found the most beautiful people work in HR, that's why I keep getting sent there. And then once I'm there I end up needing to see HR again, it's an infinite loop.

The reporting on this is unnecessarily alarmist about regular vaping. Unless you're dumb you know that vaping isn't good but you also know it's better than cigarettes. I vape discretely and buy my liquids from reputable stores and companies. Those kids were extracting oil from weed with solvents which is far from…

I would say... this much of a dick.

It’s the perfect ending for a story set in a world that’s never going back to normal.

I won’t lie - I need to nitpick this statement:

The sign outside New Asgard references Tønsberg, the Norwegian village where Red Skull locates the Tesseract in The First Avenger. Red Skull destroys the village. New Asgard is built on the same site.

YES. Watching everyone in the room, all grizzled men who have seen their shares of both suffering and bravery, slowly stand out of respect for both what Jamie was doing and what Brienne had earned, was one of the most touching moments in this whole series. I was tearing up as well.

Brienne’s smile just broke me. In the best way.

I’ve been waiting for the Schreier breakdown of how this fell apart far more than the game itself.

A LOT easier in New Zealand, unicameral legislature, no 2nd amendment, a population the size of Alabama, etc.

Ah, was at work today and a customer was cleaning up his Chevelle; we’d spent 2 years doing a frame-off restoration, and today was going to be the day he was going to take it home.

For me, the worst case scenario is that it’s a hamfisted critique of the modern world from the perspective of two ridiculous fictional characters who came of age in the mid to late 90s. The best case scenario is that Kevin Smith returns to his Chasing Amy level of nuanced storytelling that can make fun of a situation…

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

My favorite story, the Epic of Gilgamesh, is a very original story. It might be THE original story in fact. 

Lol @ brucecarter!

And, eventually, any plot holes will be sewed up as fast as you can say “Reparo.”

Now here’s a guy who has definitely been to New York and whose opinions are based on the lived experience. Thanks for staying the fuck out of my town.